There wasn’t enough spider people fic so I’m writing it myself. My requests are open!I am kinda new to writing fanfic and whatnot so critique is welcome (just don’t be really mean about it).
Listen, I’m a JJ Maybank girlie all day, everyday, and while I didn’t set out for this life when I sat down to watch a silly little treasure hunting show – I am and this is my Luke Hating Life now.
But y'all may as well sink my royal merchant when the fic includes “popping the button on his cargo shorts” or “his cargo shorts hit the floor” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out
Hob is like “would you still love me if I was a worm” as a joke and it backfires because Dream immediately turns himself into a worm right there and then and he’s like “do you still love me hob gadling. do you.”
